Wiley Canine ISO Peaceful, Explosion-Free Home:
Howdy! My name is Wile E. Coyote, but folks just call me Wiley. I know, I know, you’re thinking, “He will spend all his time trying to catch the Road Runner, going into debt with ACME, and getting blown up or squashed by anvils!” Well I’m here to tell you that I am a reformed canine! I even signed an official Peace Accord with the Road Runner that said I “pledge to discontinue all efforts to blow up said Road Runner”. I even cancelled my credit card with ACME Corp! I just ask one thing…please don’t sneak up on me and yell, “MEEP, MEEP”…I think I have a little post-traumatic stress from all those explosions & anvils. Now I’m a well-mannered, friendly, canine…no longer Wile E., just good ole’ Wiley. I love to nuzzle…but won’t try to blow you up…promise!! Won’t you give a reformed Road Runner addict a chance?? My new obsession will be giving my new family all the love they can stand...will you give a dog a chance? In peace, Wiley |
Jazzy Julep ISO BFF: Hey...I'm Julep! Yep, I know the whole "personal ad" thing is like, totally lame...but, even though I'm just a teenager & not some lonely old middle-ager, I KNOW my BFF (for you oldies: Best Friend Forever) is out there!! If I had opposable thumbs, I would SOOOO be texting this...much cooler. I would make...like THE best BFF for some awesome people. I know most teens are clueless, but I know pretty much everything, so my people wouldn't need to teach me...like ANYTHING...ya know?? I'm wicked smart, pretty, & love to party with my peeps!! Will you be my BF...like FOREVER?? Kisses, Julep
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